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(please excuse the poor grammar and txt speech that will follow…I feel like having fun with this 140 character limit)
The Murders in the Rue Morgue:
Dupain is a great detective! who killed ladyz? Srsly though it makes no sense! Dupain figured it out! It was an Ourang-Outang? yup.
How to Write a Blackwood Article:
editor tells Psyche Z 2 write bout emtn, talk bout classic stuff in greek or latin, then in her story she haz dog and her head chpd by clock
The Fall of the House of Usher:
I visit Roderick, creepy friend Maddy is sick. Maddy is dead. We bury Maddy. Evrything is weird. Maddy wasn’t ded. Now both r, house falls.
The Masque of the Red Death:
so many ppl died of plague, but there’s a mask party!Holla! No sickies allowd! color rooms, ono guy with red mask in black room, fight! dead
The Premature Burial:
OMG ppl r buried alive, smtimes no1 notices. Smtimes I fall asleep n ppl think I died, o no i fell asleep n ppl thought i died Im on a boat.
The Black Cat:
I beat black cat, blind cat, hang cat, house burns dwn. New cat? white spot? ok. Hate cat, kill wife, put her behind wall. Whr da cat?uh oh.
Hop-Frog, or The Eight Chained Ourang-Outang:
King is real douche to HopFrog. HF says they should dress like Ourang-Outangs, trix em and then hangs em n sets m on fire n HF n girl escape